Thursday, May 25, 2006

Jered Weaver

We just called up a top prospect
Climbed aboard the Jered Weaver bandwagon

Take away this season in last place
and get back into first

Ooh Jered Weaver
I believe you can pitch into the 7th
Ooh Jered Weaver
I believe you can strike out the side

Fastball high hit to center field
Into Darin Erstad's glove
Lots of flyballs hit tonight
But you haven't allowed a run

Ooh Jered Weaver
I believe you can pitch into the 8th
Ooh Jered Weaver
I believe you can strike out the side

Though the game may be ending soon
You still haven't walked anyone
Keep on pitching like Cy Young
And maybe we'll score a run

Ooh Jered Weaver
I believe you can pitch into the 9th
Ooh Jered Weaver
I believe you can strike out the side

Jered Weaver....

(Weaver has not, to my knowledge, been called up yet, but it should be soon)

4 Comments:

At 1:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they will call him up when all us bloggers learn to spell his name.

It is JERED.

 
At 1:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never mind... your poem worked, they just called him up!

 
At 7:38 PM, Blogger Chone Smith said...

Thanks for the correction, Halofan. I just edited the program, and Jered makes his first start tomorrow!

Not a bad 1st 2 innings from Ervin either. He's my last hope for a decent start from my fantasy team, after Johan, Pettite, Chris Young pitched like crap and Cole Hamels got hurt.

 
At 12:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you Jered Weaver!! But apparently 4-0 in 4 starts with a 1.37 ERA isn't good enough to stay in the rotation, back to triple-A for you. I'm confused, hasn't Jered Weaver explicitly displayed that he belongs in the majors, not to mention he is the Angels best starting pitcher at the moment. Moments like these I am seriously questioning why I am an Angels fan.

 

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