Just in case, I did a CHONE projection on Sammy Sosa. Playing in Arlington, I have him hitting .241/.313/.424 in 310 at bats. Thats 13 2b, 1 3b, 14 hr, 30 bb, 2 hbp, and 77 whiffs.
That's probably an optimistic forecast, but its really not good enough for a poor defensive corner OF/DH to play in the majors. Then again, its probably a better forecast than anyone would have given Tim Salmon last year, and Tim did just fine.
It probably doesn't hurt Sammy to put an extra two years onto his waiting time for HOF eligibility either.